animeshittalk:

Oooooh!

I wanna dance with somebody!

I wanna feel the

yeet!

With somebody!

(via am8zing)

meganbagels:

youcanthandelthetruth:

Some old fella came up to me at work and asked a question only he didn’t quite figure out if he should call me “sir” or “ma’am” by the time he got to the end of his sentence and in a moment of apparent panic ended up saying “captain” instead. Absolutely made my day.

Ideal pronoun

(via dayinthelifeofchris-deactivated)

blue-kiko:

thekatierodriguez:

A relationship with no gender roles. We both hustle, we both cook, we both clean, we both pay, we both spoil each other.

Tbh this is me and my wife.

(via transpadfoot)

eli0tknight:

All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.

(via leavesfromthe-vine-deactivated2)