dont-trustyourfeelings:

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

It’s too early to be thinking about this shit

(via extinguishher)

fvming:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

(Source: fvming, via novabombjr)

"There may not be a Heaven, but there is San Francisco."

Ashleigh Brilliant (via ryancassata)

spookythug:

i want a friend with benefits (dental and medical insurance, 401k retirement plan, etc.)

(via takemetothemetro)